• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
• Hmmmm…..don’t copy my status.
• People say everything happens for a reason. So when i punch you in the face, remember i have a reason.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• I love my job only when i’m on vacation.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• Awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u
• A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
• The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
• We live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
• Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
• Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
• Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
• Can’t talk, telepathy only!
• Read books instead of reading my status!
• Si unit of ignorance = “seen”
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
• Warning!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
• It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
• Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
• A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a red light on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
• In victory, you deserve champagne. In defeat you need it.
• When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
• I hate men but i’m not lesbian.
• Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
• Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
• Everybody is so happy….i hate that.
• I wonder what happen’s when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
• Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
• Who care’s ?????………..i’m awsome
• I had to take sick day.i’m sick of those peoples.
• Hey,you are reading my status again??
• When i show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.just look.
• When i actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
• I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
• If i’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..not finishing a project is not the end of world.
• A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
• We men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.some support and some freedom.
• Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
• Hmmmm…..don’t copy my status.
• People say everything happens for a reason. So when i punch you in the face, remember i have a reason.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• I love my job only when i’m on vacation.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• Awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u
• A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
• The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
• We live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
• Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
• Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
• Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
• Can’t talk, telepathy only!
• Read books instead of reading my status!
• Si unit of ignorance = “seen”
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
• Warning!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
• It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
• Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
• A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a red light on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
• In victory, you deserve champagne. In defeat you need it.
• When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
• I hate men but i’m not lesbian.
• Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
• Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
• Everybody is so happy….i hate that.
• I wonder what happen’s when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
• Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
• Who care’s ?????………..i’m awsome
• I had to take sick day.i’m sick of those peoples.
• Hey,you are reading my status again??
• When i show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.just look.
• When i actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
• I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
• If i’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..not finishing a project is not the end of world.
• A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
• We men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.some support and some freedom.
• Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
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