๐จMan: Is there any way for long life?
๐ทDr: Get married.
๐จMan: Will it help?
๐ทDr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why do ๐ couples hold hands during their ๐ wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers ๐ค shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
It's funny when people discuss Love ๐ Marriage vs. ๐ Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐จ Aadmi ๐ shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely
feel kare...
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why do Bride & Groom exchange "Varmaala" during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately… ..Sweetheart U R Dead
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Different Phases of a ๐จ man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ทDr: Get married.
๐จMan: Will it help?
๐ทDr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why do ๐ couples hold hands during their ๐ wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers ๐ค shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
It's funny when people discuss Love ๐ Marriage vs. ๐ Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐จ Aadmi ๐ shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely
feel kare...
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why do Bride & Groom exchange "Varmaala" during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately… ..Sweetheart U R Dead
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Different Phases of a ๐จ man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ Jokez in Hindi ๐
๐จ๐ณOur aim has ๐ฝalways been to bring a ๐ smile ๐ to ๐จ๐ฉeveryone's ๐ง๐ฆ ๐ Face ๐ซ and ๐ Full Entertainment ๐ of the ๐future๐.
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